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A Day in the Life of a Sexologist: A sexologist's two cents on the 2013 MTV VMAs →

sexologist:

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Dear Society,

If you think a woman in a tan vinyl bra and underwear, grabbing her crotch and grinding up on a dance partner is raunchy, trashy, and offensive but you don’t think her dance partner is raunchy, trashy, or offensive as he sings a song about “blurred” lines of consent and…

— 7 months ago with 31679 notes
#yes  #thatisall 
"Why are there two African-Americans in this brochure? I think one should be plenty. There’s no need to overdo diversity."
— 7 months ago with 932 notes
#bahahawtf  #clientsfromhell 

collegehumor:

Panhandler Pranks Entire Subway Car

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen! A prank is about to take place!

(Source: College Humor)

— 8 months ago with 154 notes
#show me some love  #positivity 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

(via batmansbuttons)

— 1 year ago with 339558 notes

tara-ka-sha:

Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”

(Source: mcrsquad, via theoccasionalitalic)

— 1 year ago with 238085 notes
#i'm sorry  #i love him too much  #somebody give him an oscar 

I don’t want to sleep, but I need it.

— 1 year ago
#GDI  #love hate relationship  #WHY  #help me